Things you didn't know you needed to know.

1. If you sit near Delaney at lunch and she has yoplait chocolate mousse in her lunch bag. MOVE. 
2. Number two pencils are most commonly used for a reason. 
3. There really is no way to NOT spill those little fruit cups
4. 60% less fat means 60% less flavor 60% percent of the time
5. No offense doesn't make it okay to say
6. The fastest hours of the day to go by 3-4 o'clock. 
7. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it sucks
8. Fish can't drown. 
9. When I called you special. I meant short bus special 
10. Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
11. Chickens should be able to cross the road without their motives being questioned
12. Its not called luck  if you worked for it
13. Friends help you carry the couch, best friends help you carry the corpse
14. ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq 
15. never too old : ((̲̅ (̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
16. crazyrandomhappenstances are so much cooler than co-inkydinks
17. once upon a time in the 1800's......
18. you never have to color in the lines
19. your idols didn't get where they are today by putting their butt in a chair for 7 hours a day. They got there because they worked for it
20. In South Africa it is a law that single ply toilet paper must have 500 sheets in the roll

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