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Things you didn't know you needed to know.

1. If you sit near Delaney at lunch and she has yoplait chocolate mousse in her lunch bag. MOVE. 
2. Number two pencils are most commonly used for a reason. 
3. There really is no way to NOT spill those little fruit cups
4. 60% less fat means 60% less flavor 60% percent of the time
5. No offense doesn't make it okay to say
6. The fastest hours of the day to go by 3-4 o'clock. 
7. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it sucks
8. Fish can't drown. 
9. When I called you special. I meant short bus special 
10. Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
11. Chickens should be able to cross the road without their motives being questioned
12. Its not called luck  if you worked for it
13. Friends help you carry the couch, best friends help you carry the corpse
14. ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq 
15. never too old : ((̲̅ (̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
16. crazyrandomhappenstances are so much cooler than co-inkydinks
17. once upon a time in the 1800's......
18. you never have to color in the lines
19. your idols didn't get where they are today by putting their butt in a chair for 7 hours a day. They got there because they worked for it
20. In South Africa it is a law that single ply toilet paper must have 500 sheets in the roll

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367 days

 367 days ago, or January 12 2010. I sat in my room with two friends, and one other person. We were having a Harry Potter Party.Nerds. We drank cream soda that got sprayed, spilled, and flung, all over my bedroom and everything in it. We watched the order of the phoenix. We joked about people at school. We made a fictional character named Heather. We wore snuggies and ate pizza. We made Delaney into a noodle by giving her about 2 and a half hours of a message. We had a pretty good time, although for a Harry Potter party, the only people who had read the books that were there were Delaney and I. But it was still pretty fun. We ate Bertie Botts every flavor Beans and cringed as we bit into vomit flavored ones. It's that time of year again. Today is the Harry Potter Party.But this year because we've had so many Harry related events happen in the past couple of months (deathly hallows, Harry potter day, epic wizard battles .ect.)I'm hosting, instead, a Book Bash and I hope it goes as good , no better, I hope its better than last year. Pimping my room and such is fun. Plus this year.hopefully we'll have some butterbeer on hand and with our luck we'll be spilling it all over the place. Since after all it does include cream soda. Chances are we'll end up watching Eclipse or New moon , or probably both. We're all going dressed up as a character from one of our favorite books. My room is so clean and organized it seems like an alternate world. It will be Epic. I can't wait!
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Interviews: Kristina Horner

Q :What are the different careers you have ever considered?

A: When I was little I wanted to be an author, a teacher, or a rockstar. Haha. When I got a little older I really wanted to be a flight attendent to travel the world. Then I considered journalist, or TV show announcer/host. Now I'm sort of going back and forth on social media guru, professional musician, and social activism figurehead. I think I can do all three of those, honestly, since that's kind of what I am doing now.

Q:What types of music do you like? why?

A: I love all types of music, but my favorites for singing/dancing alone in my room while I fold laundry are dance music or pretty alternative guitar/vocalist singer/songwriter stuff.




~Kristina
hope you enjoyed : )
DFTBA
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Q:Where do you see yourself in 5 more years?

A: I see myself hopefully doing the same types of things I am doing now, but hopefully 5 years more successful at it. Haha. In 5 years I also see myself probably married and sharing my crazy adventures with someone I am absolutely crazy about.

Q: Are you better with Number & math, or English & books
A: English and books for sure. I'm a writer through and through.

Q:what is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A: I am blessed to have my hobbies AS my job, so I love writing and making videos and making music. But if we're going to be serious here, I also LOVE watching TV. I love watching the DVDs of entire shows with my roommates in our free time.

Q:Who's your favorite writer?/ favorite musician?
A: That's hard to say. So many people have so much influence on me. JK Rowling, Suzanne Collins, John Greem and Chuck Palahnuik for writers. Eisley, Sondre Lerche,Regina Spektor and the Format for musicians.

Q:Can you solve a Rubik's cube? ( without a cheat sheet )
A: Nope. xD

Q: If there was one thing you could tell a younger you , what would it be?
A: Don't worry so much about boys, you're going to be awesome and independent and do a lot of great things and boys only get in the way.

Q:One bad habit you have failed to break?
A: Hmmm. Procrastination.

Q: One thing about yourself you wish to share
A: My biggest regret in life is not continuing learning to ride the unicycle. How cool would that be. I was awesome at it when I was 10 but I probably would suck if I tried again now.


Links!

http://allcapsband.com/

http://italktosnakes.blogspot.com/< Her Blog

http://www.youtube.com/user/italktosnakes

* Headdesk*

For those of you who do not know what a head desk is watch this video >


Then I watched this video here


So I had sent these videos to delaney and all day we had been headdesk practicing without actually headdesking and then in Science class we actually headdesked and man that stuff really hurts


And then this one I saw when I got home


Also in science class we were doing the jeopardy like sorta thing and then near the end it boys against girls and , of course, Kirsten was our representative. then like a question after the boys lost a question about quarks comes up. If you don't know what a qurak is here you go > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kXkWXSXRA but it came up and the answers were bery simple. and I was all in my head " OMFG I KNOW THIS , THANK YOU HANK!"  and I actually said " KIRSTEN I KNOW THE ANSWER" and then she was all *look of very big surprise" and I ran up to her and told her the answer and the teacher asked me how I knew the answer and I just smiled. Thats right I'm the one kid in our class that knows stuff about Quarks  *points to self * NERD!

Then in fourth period we were doing "remember whens" where we say remember when ____INSERT FUNNY STORY HERE___ . Im ending that there because otherwise i will go off on an evil tamngent-y-thing

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PS. when someone insults you, or something you said, stare at them with a blank look ~ it makes them, and anyone else you're with, realize how rude that was.

I am a Swearbox

Today when I got to school at like the same exact time as Delaneyu I gave her the little thing that I  made for her. and we joked around in front of the building for a while it was good fun. then I went in the band door and Delaney went in the regular doors.

1st hour
French was pretty much a free period, we were learning seasons ~ which I already knew. Boring.  : (

2nd Hour
we got a new piece for MSBOA called babarossa. I love it. It sounds really cool and apparently its about the german invasion thing with hHitler. I'm not entirely sure. It sounds awesome and we were joking abd laughing at how the trumpet and first clarinet part are all like sneaking downstairs to steal some icecream and then the bass is all  MOM COMING DOWN THE STAIRS RAWR. It was really funny. Plus even cooler , I get to play first part because now we're doing rotational seats : ) Which is AWESOME! ...ish

Lunch
We Laughed and joked, delaney look through her notebook and we laughed at vans flying through the window. the usual Stuff. Us talking about how my two NY resolutions were to punch people less and swear less... at school.Also we discussed this page I made her in the notebook I made her that was a thing about oatmeal cream pies from looking for alaska. where takumi drops an Oatmeal cream pire on PUdge's book and then he responds with "very nutritious" and then Takumi's all ~ You'ev got your oats,you've got your meal you've got your cream, Irs a fucking food pyramid" We laughed about that for a while

3rd Hour ( let me just say this is where the strange stuff ALWAYS happens)
So Mr. J is up there at the front of the room talking our ears off like always. I'm trying to look attentive even though all I really want to do is write, which you would think , is somehting we might do in english class every once on a while. But no. So I'm all like half tuned out. when out of nowhere I hear him say something along the lines of  " or maybe one about not swearing" Immediatly Brianna, Cassandra, Delaney, Possibly Alexis, Isis, and maybe 3 other turned and looked at me. Of course being Mr. Johnson He's still talking and then he calls the same people that he was talking about before  a?)  " Swearbox" But I didn't hear him all that clear because me and like ten other peple were laughing our butts off so cassandra and I both thought he called me.a Swearbot. But I was laughing so hard I couldn't barely breathe at all. Then later He was standing at the back of the room. We had gotten really loud and then he would yell at us then we'd get quiet for a little while and slowly work our way back up to full volume and then get yell... well you get the piont so there were a few of us actually paying attention to him and those that were heard him say in the most halairiously serious way possible " - got the attention soan of a housefly-" About eleven of us laughed ...hes still serious waiting for Josh and the Ignorants to be quiet. Then " -and thats not very long-"  he says. and we start laughing all over again. Which was epic.

5th Hour (Because Fourth Hour was lame)
We were just sitting doinf some review for the ENI test tomoorow when I hear " UGGGHhh WHATS ALL OVER YOUR PANTS" come from like samaria or someone.and tony says ` Oatmeal cream.. No pie He just said OAtmeal cream and from acrossed the room delaney both leaned back in our chairs ooked at easch other and cracked up laughing and novody could understand why.

ahhh today was a good one
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New Year Eve/ day

30 things in the last 30 minutes of 2010 and the first minute of 2011> How did I spend it ? One  minute at a time.

30. Playing piano
29. Doing Math
28. Drawing
27. Watching TV
26. Writing
25. YoYo-ing
24. Cube-ing
23. Solving a toy Maze
22. 20Q
21. Writing Poetry
19. Reading The Road Not Traveled
18. Staring at the ceiling
17. Eating Candy
16. HAYAR
15. Wearing all my Hats
14. Fixing things
13. Singing (and badly if I might add)
12. Counting
11. Wearing Lots of glasses
10. Thinking
 9. Cleaning
 8. Making DFTBA acronyms
 7. reading old notebooks
 6. Playing clarinet
 5 dancing
 4 Asking why
3 Remembering Esther
2 Preparing
1.Listening to ♪ Joke ♪ and doing my Happy Dance.
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I Promise

Although it is true that you don't h ave to have a new year to start new things and make stupid promises to yourselfI am going to do it anyways right now. Not the promises. But I find this as the perfect opportunity to re-invent this blog. to step it up a notch ya know , actually edit this crap~ make it worth reading blog when I have somethign to say. Not when I'm bored. I am going to Blog even when I don't feel up to it as much, or when I'm being lazy. I will edit out the crap you don't care about and correct my spelling. I will stop ranting about Pennies and adress other issues as well. I will be up on all the latest Nerd stuff. I will suggest great links I will pimp my blog and tweak it until Its just perfect enough, Which because I am who I am means nothing near perfect and closer to human. I will tel;l you what it is that going on. My promise to you my blog and blogees Is to be at my best at any time you need me to be. I promise.