52 ways to annoy your teachers

I forgot what i was going to write It was something about the movie dodgeball. I can't remember so I am writing until I do well nothing much going on except that it is the first day of school tomorrow. oh yeah and I was going to write this for all of you who went to pattengill have you ever bnoticed that in the movie dodgball near the end when peter shows up late there are three judges and the only one who says they shouldn't play is one named "Mrs. Lewis". ha Ollivander and dodgeball come together and make Mrs. Lewis oh that was kinda mean.


But here is somethingI have actually been waiting to do until today so here we go 


52 ways to annoy your teachers

1. only raise your hand to sharpen a pencil
2. go to the bathroom three times a day (make sure they are right in the middle of a lesson)
3. when you know the answer bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"
4. when a teacher calls on you say " I forgot"
5. lean back in  your chair
6. take off your shoes
7. repeatedly tap your pencil until your teacher asks you to stop then...
8. start tapping your fingers
9. see how high you can bounce your erasers
10. see how many earasers you can bounce at once
11. "accidentally" drop your books
12. hum, get all your friends to join
13. stomp twice then clap, get everyone to join in
14. cough repeatedly
15. when you write make it really tiny 
16. pass a note all the way around the room
17. throw a piece of paper at someone
18. only copy off the board while the teacher is talking
19. rush through your work and when you are done say " I'm bored"
20. Sing the barbie girl song
21. call everyone by a code name and use them with your teacher
22. chew paper 
23. play with scissors
24. throw crayons in the air
25. shoot baskets 
26. when the teacher shows up with a surprise test say "I've known about it for weeks" 
27. clean your glasses over, and over and over
28. Ask why 
29. every time the teacher syas he say "He who"
30. play with your hair
31. put marker inm your hair
32. put stickers on your face
33. when its your turn to read say " No Thank you"
34. when you read skip a line or two 
35. when you read talk REALLy loud and REALLy fast
36. while she writes on the board tell them to move so you can copy it
37. stand up in your chair for no reason
38. ask if we have tomorrow off every single day
39. say you will put up the chairs and only put up two
40. draw on your hands
41. write notes in a language they don't know
42. look real secretive while you copy off the board 
43. burp in the middle of class
44. make a high PEEP noise so they won't know who it came from
45. wear TONS of bracelets
46. chew gum then hide it when she says you have gum
47. when she/ he says spit it out only spit out half of it
48. wear a collared shirt with one side of the collar up
49. tape things like kick me to your own back 
50. when the teacher asks who did it tell her you put it there
51. put a REALLY long piece of tape sticky side up on the floor
52. every time she isn't looking at you have a slap war with the person sitting next to you

and yes I did do just about all of these. my favorite is the last one beacause i did it just last year yep in sixth grade. It was at pattengi. my fifth hour andI did it with mariah ( one of my friends) we went to sixth hour with red scratched up arms 

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