Sorry Delaney but here you go

so my teacher Mr. Erspamer likes to burn kids (no not light them on fire SICKO!). well he has this 5 second rule where if you are gonna burn him (God SICKO stop laughing) you have to do it within 5 seconds after he burns you.( SICKO SHUT IT) well no one seems to be able to get a good burn on him (GOD you know what SICKO!! this is NOT funny) so I have a challenge I want to see who can come up with a better come back       ( HA see SICKO I used come back rather than burn . Crap , you know what just STOP already). heres one starter from my friendy person alexis : geesh Mr. Erspamer at leastI don't blind people with my bald spot. Ha alexis that was a good one I can't think of any so if you do go ahead and post them and remember to title it BURN Mr. Erspamer ( NO YOU FREAKING SICKO I DO NOT WANT TO LITE MY TEACHER ON FIRE well maybe a little NO NOT REALLY BUT GOSH!!!) 

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I 'm funny HANAH


sorry about the several posts butI have a bunch of diff topics today