Life of Stories: 100 ways to irritate your teacher

i wrote over a hundred hey look eighty two are under this post!!!!!

Quotes

‎'Cause you cant jump the track, we're like Cars on a cable
and Life's like an hourglass glued to the table
no one can find the rewind button, girl

`Anna Nalick

Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.
~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827

I am not the least afraid to die.
~~ Charles Darwin, d. April 19, 1882

Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.
To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.
~~ Joan Crawford, actress, d. May 10, 1977

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .
~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953

Doctor Who