Adult assembly required,Batteries not included
Monday, January 17
We're MOVING!
I am moving to a new blog address. : ) YAY. You can find me @ lostleftsock.blogspot.com < if that doesn't work you can email me at inthetopleftdrawer@gmail.com : ) thank you : )
Saturday, January 15
Things you didn't know you needed to know.
- If you sit near Delaney at lunch and she has yoplait chocolate mousse in her lunch bag. MOVE.
- Number two pencils are most commonly used for a reason.
- There really is no way to NOT spill those little fruit cups
- 60% less fat means 60% less flavor 60% percent of the time
- No offense doesn't make it okay to say
- The fastest hours of the day to go by 3-4 o'clock.
- Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it sucks
- Fish can't drown.
- When I called you special. I meant short bus special
- Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
- Chickens should be able to cross the road without their motives being questioned
- Its not called luck if you worked for it
- Friends help you carry the couch, best friends help you carry the corpse
- ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq
- never too old : ((̲̅ (̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
- crazyrandomhappenstances are so much cooler than co-inkydinks
- once upon a time in the 1800's......
- you never have to color in the lines
- your idols didn't get where they are today by putting their butt in a chair for 7 hours a day. They got there because they worked for it
- In South Africa it is a law that single ply toilet paper must have 500 sheets in the roll
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367 days
367 days ago, or January 12 2010. I sat in my room with two friends, and one other person. We were having a Harry Potter Party.Nerds. We drank cream soda that got sprayed, spilled, and flung, all over my bedroom and everything in it. We watched the order of the phoenix. We joked about people at school. We made a fictional character named Heather. We wore snuggies and ate pizza. We made Delaney into a noodle by giving her about 2 and a half hours of a message. We had a pretty good time, although for a Harry Potter party, the only people who had read the books that were there were Delaney and I. But it was still pretty fun. We ate Bertie Botts every flavor Beans and cringed as we bit into vomit flavored ones. It's that time of year again. Today is the Harry Potter Party.But this year because we've had so many Harry related events happen in the past couple of months (deathly hallows, Harry potter day, epic wizard battles .ect.)I'm hosting, instead, a Book Bash and I hope it goes as good , no better, I hope its better than last year. Pimping my room and such is fun. Plus this year.hopefully we'll have some butterbeer on hand and with our luck we'll be spilling it all over the place. Since after all it does include cream soda. Chances are we'll end up watching Eclipse or New moon , or probably both. We're all going dressed up as a character from one of our favorite books. My room is so clean and organized it seems like an alternate world. It will be Epic. I can't wait!
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Monday, January 10
Interviews: Kristina Horner
Q :What are the different careers you have ever considered?
A: When I was little I wanted to be an author, a teacher, or a rockstar. Haha. When I got a little older I really wanted to be a flight attendent to travel the world. Then I considered journalist, or TV show announcer/host. Now I'm sort of going back and forth on social media guru, professional musician, and social activism figurehead. I think I can do all three of those, honestly, since that's kind of what I am doing now.
Q:What types of music do you like? why?
A: I love all types of music, but my favorites for singing/dancing alone in my room while I fold laundry are dance music or pretty alternative guitar/vocalist singer/songwriter stuff.
~Kristina
hope you enjoyed : )
DFTBA
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~Kristina
hope you enjoyed : )
DFTBA
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Q:Where do you see yourself in 5 more years?
A: I see myself hopefully doing the same types of things I am doing now, but hopefully 5 years more successful at it. Haha. In 5 years I also see myself probably married and sharing my crazy adventures with someone I am absolutely crazy about.
Q: Are you better with Number & math, or English & books
A: English and books for sure. I'm a writer through and through.
Q:what is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A: I am blessed to have my hobbies AS my job, so I love writing and making videos and making music. But if we're going to be serious here, I also LOVE watching TV. I love watching the DVDs of entire shows with my roommates in our free time.
Q:Who's your favorite writer?/ favorite musician?
A: That's hard to say. So many people have so much influence on me. JK Rowling, Suzanne Collins, John Greem and Chuck Palahnuik for writers. Eisley, Sondre Lerche,Regina Spektor and the Format for musicians.
Q:Can you solve a Rubik's cube? ( without a cheat sheet )
A: Nope. xD
Q: If there was one thing you could tell a younger you , what would it be?
A: Don't worry so much about boys, you're going to be awesome and independent and do a lot of great things and boys only get in the way.
A: English and books for sure. I'm a writer through and through.
Q:what is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A: I am blessed to have my hobbies AS my job, so I love writing and making videos and making music. But if we're going to be serious here, I also LOVE watching TV. I love watching the DVDs of entire shows with my roommates in our free time.
Q:Who's your favorite writer?/ favorite musician?
A: That's hard to say. So many people have so much influence on me. JK Rowling, Suzanne Collins, John Greem and Chuck Palahnuik for writers. Eisley, Sondre Lerche,Regina Spektor and the Format for musicians.
Q:Can you solve a Rubik's cube? ( without a cheat sheet )
A: Nope. xD
Q: If there was one thing you could tell a younger you , what would it be?
A: Don't worry so much about boys, you're going to be awesome and independent and do a lot of great things and boys only get in the way.
Q:One bad habit you have failed to break?
A: Hmmm. Procrastination.
A: Hmmm. Procrastination.
Q: One thing about yourself you wish to share
A: My biggest regret in life is not continuing learning to ride the unicycle. How cool would that be. I was awesome at it when I was 10 but I probably would suck if I tried again now.
Links!
A: My biggest regret in life is not continuing learning to ride the unicycle. How cool would that be. I was awesome at it when I was 10 but I probably would suck if I tried again now.
Links!
http://italktosnakes.blogspot.com/< Her Blog
Saturday, January 8
* Headdesk*
For those of you who do not know what a head desk is watch this video >
Then I watched this video here
So I had sent these videos to delaney and all day we had been headdesk practicing without actually headdesking and then in Science class we actually headdesked and man that stuff really hurts
And then this one I saw when I got home
Also in science class we were doing the jeopardy like sorta thing and then near the end it boys against girls and , of course, Kirsten was our representative. then like a question after the boys lost a question about quarks comes up. If you don't know what a qurak is here you go > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kXkWXSXRA but it came up and the answers were bery simple. and I was all in my head " OMFG I KNOW THIS , THANK YOU HANK!" and I actually said " KIRSTEN I KNOW THE ANSWER" and then she was all *look of very big surprise" and I ran up to her and told her the answer and the teacher asked me how I knew the answer and I just smiled. Thats right I'm the one kid in our class that knows stuff about Quarks *points to self * NERD!
Then in fourth period we were doing "remember whens" where we say remember when ____INSERT FUNNY STORY HERE___ . Im ending that there because otherwise i will go off on an evil tamngent-y-thing
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PS. when someone insults you, or something you said, stare at them with a blank look ~ it makes them, and anyone else you're with, realize how rude that was.
Then I watched this video here
So I had sent these videos to delaney and all day we had been headdesk practicing without actually headdesking and then in Science class we actually headdesked and man that stuff really hurts
And then this one I saw when I got home
Also in science class we were doing the jeopardy like sorta thing and then near the end it boys against girls and , of course, Kirsten was our representative. then like a question after the boys lost a question about quarks comes up. If you don't know what a qurak is here you go > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kXkWXSXRA but it came up and the answers were bery simple. and I was all in my head " OMFG I KNOW THIS , THANK YOU HANK!" and I actually said " KIRSTEN I KNOW THE ANSWER" and then she was all *look of very big surprise" and I ran up to her and told her the answer and the teacher asked me how I knew the answer and I just smiled. Thats right I'm the one kid in our class that knows stuff about Quarks *points to self * NERD!
Then in fourth period we were doing "remember whens" where we say remember when ____INSERT FUNNY STORY HERE___ . Im ending that there because otherwise i will go off on an evil tamngent-y-thing
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PS. when someone insults you, or something you said, stare at them with a blank look ~ it makes them, and anyone else you're with, realize how rude that was.
Monday, January 3
I am a Swearbox
Today when I got to school at like the same exact time as Delaneyu I gave her the little thing that I made for her. and we joked around in front of the building for a while it was good fun. then I went in the band door and Delaney went in the regular doors.
1st hour
French was pretty much a free period, we were learning seasons ~ which I already knew. Boring. : (
2nd Hour
we got a new piece for MSBOA called babarossa. I love it. It sounds really cool and apparently its about the german invasion thing with hHitler. I'm not entirely sure. It sounds awesome and we were joking abd laughing at how the trumpet and first clarinet part are all like sneaking downstairs to steal some icecream and then the bass is all MOM COMING DOWN THE STAIRS RAWR. It was really funny. Plus even cooler , I get to play first part because now we're doing rotational seats : ) Which is AWESOME! ...ish
Lunch
We Laughed and joked, delaney look through her notebook and we laughed at vans flying through the window. the usual Stuff. Us talking about how my two NY resolutions were to punch people less and swear less... at school.Also we discussed this page I made her in the notebook I made her that was a thing about oatmeal cream pies from looking for alaska. where takumi drops an Oatmeal cream pire on PUdge's book and then he responds with "very nutritious" and then Takumi's all ~ You'ev got your oats,you've got your meal you've got your cream, Irs a fucking food pyramid" We laughed about that for a while
3rd Hour ( let me just say this is where the strange stuff ALWAYS happens)
So Mr. J is up there at the front of the room talking our ears off like always. I'm trying to look attentive even though all I really want to do is write, which you would think , is somehting we might do in english class every once on a while. But no. So I'm all like half tuned out. when out of nowhere I hear him say something along the lines of " or maybe one about not swearing" Immediatly Brianna, Cassandra, Delaney, Possibly Alexis, Isis, and maybe 3 other turned and looked at me. Of course being Mr. Johnson He's still talking and then he calls the same people that he was talking about before a?) " Swearbox" But I didn't hear him all that clear because me and like ten other peple were laughing our butts off so cassandra and I both thought he called me.a Swearbot. But I was laughing so hard I couldn't barely breathe at all. Then later He was standing at the back of the room. We had gotten really loud and then he would yell at us then we'd get quiet for a little while and slowly work our way back up to full volume and then get yell... well you get the piont so there were a few of us actually paying attention to him and those that were heard him say in the most halairiously serious way possible " - got the attention soan of a housefly-" About eleven of us laughed ...hes still serious waiting for Josh and the Ignorants to be quiet. Then " -and thats not very long-" he says. and we start laughing all over again. Which was epic.
5th Hour (Because Fourth Hour was lame)
We were just sitting doinf some review for the ENI test tomoorow when I hear " UGGGHhh WHATS ALL OVER YOUR PANTS" come from like samaria or someone.and tony says ` Oatmeal cream.. No pie He just said OAtmeal cream and from acrossed the room delaney both leaned back in our chairs ooked at easch other and cracked up laughing and novody could understand why.
ahhh today was a good one
H
1st hour
French was pretty much a free period, we were learning seasons ~ which I already knew. Boring. : (
2nd Hour
we got a new piece for MSBOA called babarossa. I love it. It sounds really cool and apparently its about the german invasion thing with hHitler. I'm not entirely sure. It sounds awesome and we were joking abd laughing at how the trumpet and first clarinet part are all like sneaking downstairs to steal some icecream and then the bass is all MOM COMING DOWN THE STAIRS RAWR. It was really funny. Plus even cooler , I get to play first part because now we're doing rotational seats : ) Which is AWESOME! ...ish
Lunch
We Laughed and joked, delaney look through her notebook and we laughed at vans flying through the window. the usual Stuff. Us talking about how my two NY resolutions were to punch people less and swear less... at school.Also we discussed this page I made her in the notebook I made her that was a thing about oatmeal cream pies from looking for alaska. where takumi drops an Oatmeal cream pire on PUdge's book and then he responds with "very nutritious" and then Takumi's all ~ You'ev got your oats,you've got your meal you've got your cream, Irs a fucking food pyramid" We laughed about that for a while
3rd Hour ( let me just say this is where the strange stuff ALWAYS happens)
So Mr. J is up there at the front of the room talking our ears off like always. I'm trying to look attentive even though all I really want to do is write, which you would think , is somehting we might do in english class every once on a while. But no. So I'm all like half tuned out. when out of nowhere I hear him say something along the lines of " or maybe one about not swearing" Immediatly Brianna, Cassandra, Delaney, Possibly Alexis, Isis, and maybe 3 other turned and looked at me. Of course being Mr. Johnson He's still talking and then he calls the same people that he was talking about before a?) " Swearbox" But I didn't hear him all that clear because me and like ten other peple were laughing our butts off so cassandra and I both thought he called me.a Swearbot. But I was laughing so hard I couldn't barely breathe at all. Then later He was standing at the back of the room. We had gotten really loud and then he would yell at us then we'd get quiet for a little while and slowly work our way back up to full volume and then get yell... well you get the piont so there were a few of us actually paying attention to him and those that were heard him say in the most halairiously serious way possible " - got the attention soan of a housefly-" About eleven of us laughed ...hes still serious waiting for Josh and the Ignorants to be quiet. Then " -and thats not very long-" he says. and we start laughing all over again. Which was epic.
5th Hour (Because Fourth Hour was lame)
We were just sitting doinf some review for the ENI test tomoorow when I hear " UGGGHhh WHATS ALL OVER YOUR PANTS" come from like samaria or someone.and tony says ` Oatmeal cream.. No pie He just said OAtmeal cream and from acrossed the room delaney both leaned back in our chairs ooked at easch other and cracked up laughing and novody could understand why.
ahhh today was a good one
H
Sunday, January 2
New Year Eve/ day
30 things in the last 30 minutes of 2010 and the first minute of 2011> How did I spend it ? One minute at a time.
30. Playing piano
29. Doing Math
28. Drawing
27. Watching TV
26. Writing
25. YoYo-ing
24. Cube-ing
23. Solving a toy Maze
22. 20Q
21. Writing Poetry
19. Reading The Road Not Traveled
18. Staring at the ceiling
17. Eating Candy
16. HAYAR
15. Wearing all my Hats
14. Fixing things
13. Singing (and badly if I might add)
12. Counting
11. Wearing Lots of glasses
10. Thinking
9. Cleaning
8. Making DFTBA acronyms
7. reading old notebooks
6. Playing clarinet
5 dancing
4 Asking why
3 Remembering Esther
2 Preparing
1.Listening to ♪ Joke ♪ and doing my Happy Dance.
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30. Playing piano
29. Doing Math
28. Drawing
27. Watching TV
26. Writing
25. YoYo-ing
24. Cube-ing
23. Solving a toy Maze
22. 20Q
21. Writing Poetry
19. Reading The Road Not Traveled
18. Staring at the ceiling
17. Eating Candy
16. HAYAR
15. Wearing all my Hats
14. Fixing things
13. Singing (and badly if I might add)
12. Counting
11. Wearing Lots of glasses
10. Thinking
9. Cleaning
8. Making DFTBA acronyms
7. reading old notebooks
6. Playing clarinet
5 dancing
4 Asking why
3 Remembering Esther
2 Preparing
1.Listening to ♪ Joke ♪ and doing my Happy Dance.
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Friday, December 31
I Promise
Although it is true that you don't h ave to have a new year to start new things and make stupid promises to yourselfI am going to do it anyways right now. Not the promises. But I find this as the perfect opportunity to re-invent this blog. to step it up a notch ya know , actually edit this crap~ make it worth reading blog when I have somethign to say. Not when I'm bored. I am going to Blog even when I don't feel up to it as much, or when I'm being lazy. I will edit out the crap you don't care about and correct my spelling. I will stop ranting about Pennies and adress other issues as well. I will be up on all the latest Nerd stuff. I will suggest great links I will pimp my blog and tweak it until Its just perfect enough, Which because I am who I am means nothing near perfect and closer to human. I will tel;l you what it is that going on. My promise to you my blog and blogees Is to be at my best at any time you need me to be. I promise.
Tuesday, December 28
The Year of Awkward
SO I have predicted that 2011 is going to be a very awkward year. Where do I get this prediction you may ask. well try saying 2008,2009,2010,2011. It goes sorta like this: O' eight, o' nine, twenty ten,_ twenty eleven...O' Eleven, eleven. Darn you number eleven you make things so hard. I guess will we say Oleven. Meh. Nothings sounds quite right. So I predict an awkward and very different year. So tag me here and on new years eve of 2012 then send me back here and I'll see if I was right or horribly horribly wrong
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Monday, December 27
What I do when I'm bored ont he computer
- look through twitpics
- Edit pictures
- lwatch old youtube vids
- Netflix
TA DA
Yeah so eventually I will have worked my wardrobe to the point where it consists mostly graphic Ts
A efw things To wear for when I need to look nice for stuffes, and 4 blue t shirts with a pocket. an EPIC vest. three long sleeve shirts.
I don't care much about pants. : )
^
and thats my goal : )
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Sunday, December 26
My Web
So basically you type in a letter and what ever comes up in in adress bar is watcha get
Inside LOOK on where I spend my internet time : )
A-Averagewizard.com
B-
C-ChameleonCircuit.com
D-Deviantart
E-
F-facebook
G-google
H-hulu.com
I-infinitywordz.blogspot.com
J-
K-
L-Lifeofstories.blogspot.com
M-Mikelombardo.bandcamp.com
N-nanowrimo.org
O-
P-picnik
Q-
R-reddit.com
S-sodahead.com
T-thecleverestwitch.com
U-
V-video@2mp3.net
W-www.netflix.com
X-
Y-youtube
Z-zazzle.com
allthe ones that arent filled in are cuz I dont constantly goto sites that begin with that letter
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Inside LOOK on where I spend my internet time : )
A-Averagewizard.com
B-
C-ChameleonCircuit.com
D-Deviantart
E-
F-facebook
G-google
H-hulu.com
I-infinitywordz.blogspot.com
J-
K-
L-Lifeofstories.blogspot.com
M-Mikelombardo.bandcamp.com
N-nanowrimo.org
O-
P-picnik
Q-
R-reddit.com
S-sodahead.com
T-thecleverestwitch.com
U-
V-video@2mp3.net
W-www.netflix.com
X-
Y-youtube
Z-zazzle.com
allthe ones that arent filled in are cuz I dont constantly goto sites that begin with that letter
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Saturday, December 25
Christmas
this year I had a very NerdfighterChristmas
SO heres what I be gottin' just even though you dont care Im doin' it anyways : )
SO heres what I be gottin' just even though you dont care Im doin' it anyways : )
- Mik eLombardo: Songs for a New Day -2 Disk set
- Casio Keyboard (hehehe I'm already annoying without highpitched intruments)
- an Abundance of Katherines
- Looking For alaska
- A This Star Wont go Out Bracelet
- 2 Graphic Ts -(one domo, one Happy bunny)
- Sorcerers apprentice
- a cool yo-yo made of wood
- a DFTBA Sticker (came with the Cd&Bracelet)
- A Dr.Seusss thing from theres a wocket in my pocket (My favorite)
- a rubik's revolution
Ok stopping tere_and that just some of the stuff. Tis VERY nerdfighter christmas
~H
Friday, December 24
THIS STAR WONT GO OUT!
Take a moment on Christmas Eve to remember Esther Earl and all her Nerdfighting Awesomeness
RIA Esther
RIA Esther
How to Survive Christmas Eve... Without Dying
"To read makes our speaking english good"~Xander
What NOT to do
What NOT to do
- Go to the store
- Listen to Christmas Music
- Shake the presents
- Go snooping for other presents
- Eat candy canes, cookies, brownies ect.
- Stay up way late on the 23 So you wake up at like noon on the 24th
- Do all your chores , without rushing, before anything else
- get on the computer and watch movies for a really long time (Or Youtube!)
- help with dinner
- eat really slowly
- Take an extra long shower, or just take a bath
- Play lots of video games
- Watch your favorite shows on Netflix/Hulu
- Take lots of pictures
- Listen to your favorite Artists
- Read Long books while determined to finish it, in a day
- Draw a picture until its exactly the way you want it to look
- Take a nap
- Write a poem about halloween
- see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsiepop
- Try and teach yourself to juggle
- Make a snowfort
- Bake
- Write down your favorite quotes
- Write a blog post on how to survive Christmase eve,without Dying
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Thursday, December 23
FAIL & My Favorite Tweet
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/dbdef0d5-7237-4422-b82a-b876ad2e915f.jpg
as MiLo has said and I will say it now because theres really no other response
If any of you ever say anything this stupid, I will come to your house and laugh at you
Other Links you might want to check out tha make today awesome:
http://www.laweekly.com/2010-12-16/news/jeremy-marks-bailed-out/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bar-art/4870631838/in/set-72157623683100061/
http://i.imgur.com/w4kbl.jpg
http://imgur.com/YdXUm
Ps ~ Yeah thats right Im going back to the old ways of signing my name a simple letter "H"
as MiLo has said and I will say it now because theres really no other response
If any of you ever say anything this stupid, I will come to your house and laugh at you
mikelombardo Mike Lombardo
Broke a string on my grand piano today. Low E. :( It was scary
~H
Other Links you might want to check out tha make today awesome:
http://www.laweekly.com/2010-12-16/news/jeremy-marks-bailed-out/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bar-art/4870631838/in/set-72157623683100061/
http://i.imgur.com/w4kbl.jpg
http://imgur.com/YdXUm
Ps ~ Yeah thats right Im going back to the old ways of signing my name a simple letter "H"
christmas
So I suppose that this is the part where I wish you all a merry / happy christmas and we all share the joys of the womderfull holiday season. But you know what ,no. I'm going to do this whole Happy christmas celebrating and junkbrcause you know what. Everybody does it so here goes something ver original for the christmas season ! Nothing! HA ! PHTTTTTTT! hahahahahaha
Monday, December 20
MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA
You Scored as SpikeYou scored as Spike. You feel like you're misunderstood. When you care for others, it's deeper than they'll ever know. Though no one thinks you'll change/pull through, you'll show them.
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Shuffling
- Mike Lombardo-If I say (let go)
- Mike Lombardo-Effington
- Coldplay-viva la vida
- Mike Lombardo-Sit and watch the rain
- Tim myers- Brand New day
- skyway Flyer-I'll see her there
- skyway flyer-Some imagination
- Chameleon Circuit-Journey's End
- Sam Shui-Explosion Medley
- Owl City- The saltwater Room
- Mike Lombardo-a Holiday Offering
- the Fray-all at Once
- Stiff dylans -Ultraviolet
- Glee Cast-Billionaire
- Britt Nicole-Set the world on fire
- Mike Lombardo-Piano Don't get Chicks
- 51 Jokes
- chameleon Circuit-Exterminate Regenerate
- Colbie Caillat- Realize
- Owl City- Dental Care
- Travis Mcoy- Billionaire
- Hank Green- Book Eight
- Mike Lombardo-Don't stop
- Mike Lombardo-Hey Molly
- the parselmouths-Before and After
- Falloutboy-this ain't a scene,
these aren't in any particular order I just clicked shuffle so here's the jist of my ipod I guess : )
~DFTBA
Hannah
Today is awesome because my sister is coming home : )
Saturday, December 18
A Very Potter Day
When I got to school I had my wand in my pocket, the deathly hallows symbol on the back of my hand, a list of spells in my pocket, five hershey bars, and a mission.
1st Hour
In first hour were allowed to bring snacks for the class which was cool even though I didn't eat anything.. and we watched people presnet their family trees in french on Prezi.com. Brianna, Isis and I talked and laughed and had good ol' conversatins all hour. I don't even know who went up for prezi thats how much i was not paying attention.Then I made little slips to tape to the hersheys bars that all said "For those days when the dementors suck out all the happy". Class seemed to go by pretty fastand soon we were headed down to the band room.
2nd lesson (eh eh ya see what I did there )
We handed in music and guess what MR.WHITE WAS THERE.! It was so awesome. We hadn't seen him in a week and I'll tell ya what I was startin' to miss that guy. So he was back and we listened to some music and we talked and I wrote the website adress on the board of a site we set up for him. where everyone should go to talk to Mr. White and it was a lot of fun and I smunches brianna's head...a lot. Plus everytime I got calle dup to hand in a certain piece of music I got to shred it if it was a copy which is always lots of fun. Then once Ithe thing wouldn't work and I was all " Oh yeah, I'm just a crap with techy...that little light is blinking." Iyt was because the shredder was full. we all talked and chatted with Mr. White for the most of the hour. Then at whatever time it is that class gets over we went to LUNCH!
Lunch
I brought my wand and binder in with me , delaney did not have hers with her. (her wand that is) : ( But lunch was funny we talked about funny stuff including a certain dirty taco and a certain cucpcake with a magnetism to delaney's face. Then we assigned a type of wand to each person at the table, I remember kirsten and I decided that Delaney was Maple with phoenix feather, Isis was Cherry with a thestral Hair core, cassandra was unicorn hair and I don't remember the kind of wood. I am Elm and phoenix feather. Thats all the wand assignments I can remember but thats about all for lunch.
3rd Hour
Delaney and I went to the bathroom, then to my locker- I got delaney a temporary wand because hers was still in her locker...at the other end of the hallway. Then as we walk into the room everyday we have to say "hi" or "good morning" to Mr. Johnson. Well Today without looking at him I swiftly said confundus and wiggled my wand a tad witout so much as a glitch in my step. Then delaney comes up all *FLINGS ARM AROUND RATHER DRAMATICALLY* and shouts STUPEFY! of course Im already in the room so I didn't see his reaction... I wonder if delaney hit him on the head like she said she would........... then delaney came in and I was all " Go out there and DISTRACT HIM, so I can put the candy bar on his desk. and so she did and I snuck on the candy bar. Then we get all sitted down and delaney shows me the wand I lent her..... It was snapped almost directly in half and only one measley little string looking piece held the two pieces of wand together of course, by instrinct, trying not to laugh (which i did anyways) I said in the perfectest imitation " Harry , look at my wand" and we both cracked up laughing(quietly because it was DEAR) then I walked up to the teacher and asked him for some Spellotape, he was all " Spellotape?" I was all " or regular tape" He digs around for some tape while I stand there holdintg my two now completely sperated pieces of wand, he gets it out and is like " Do you know who left this" He said looking down at the chocolatre bar my reply " Yes." of course he assumed it was me cuz of my dumb smile (I'm still in Ninja TRAINING OKAY!) SO he smiled and was all " thats the only present I've gotten today.thanks" then looks down at it again and was all " I don't get it though whats a dementor"
me: *JAW drops* you don't know what a dementor is?!
him: No
me:seriously *looks over at delaney who is quietly reading Paper towns YAY PAPER TOWNS*
him: what is it
Me: you. seriously. don't. know.
him: no c'mon just tell me what are they
me: their all evil and they suck the life out of you , well they suck out all the happy to be more precise
but he interrupted me and I didnt her what he said.while I was saying that.
I got the tape and walked back to my seat thinking " how do we have an english teacher that has never read harry potter" Then I have delaney hold the two ends of the wand together while I tape it and it was still really bent cuz it was somne crappy tape I mean since it wasn't spellotape and whats not then I was palying with it for a while and we joked about how...limp it was. Then DEAR ended early cuz nobody was really reading. then Mr.J explained what the band people missed on thursday and that we were making cards for people we loved today (no seriously he really said " cards for people you love" ) and whatever I made a celtic knot picture instead . Then Mr. J was walking around and we're klaughing like fraqing hyenas throwing all sorts of spells at the teacher at one point Is tood up and wlakd over and was all I've killed ya thrice. WHY ARENT YOU DEAD YET! his response...... *Smiles*>: O GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and then we were all aughing about something. AH YES I fitzta bake you and I'm trynablaze ya. YEAH DELANEY NOT COOL ! ...but funny BUT NOT COOL. delaney, mikayla,cassandra and I were all just sorta laughing joking talkign the usual then of course afterr everythim e anyone says anyhting that could ever be considered the slightest bit rude. dealeny would be al ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she tryynnnna baaake youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
and I would be all " I fitz ta smack you,. I mean really can I smack her' and it went onlike for a good long while,. Then about ten fifteen minutres later Mr. J comes and hes stadning by our table and Im playing with the broken wand again and im all shakin it back and fourth and just as he looks down one half of it goes flyin' . I thought it landed in the rtash can that wasnext to our table (it didnt land there htough) and he was all " Im sorry" then blather blather something about he wouls still digit out of the trash. It was so...so....so. EPIC
4th hour
we walked into fourth hour and delaney and I were yelling pells at each other. We laughed and sat down before the teacher came into the room.Then we did this activity where there was a picture of something and you had to use that picture and guess what song it represented. Delaney and I got pretty far then sorta gave up. Though we had been talking and doing the sheet for most of the hour for the last couple minutes we quizzed each other on spells.
5th hour
lame stuff about graphing
6th hour
lets see..... we did a lame crossword, we were supposed to be watching this turboman movie yeha lame. BUt before class started delaney and I ran down to the bqthroom with like 2minutes before class and taped up 2 signs one on the outside of a stall that said ~ministry of magic-Flush Twice another had said Dumbledores army (it was a signup sheet) to the inside of the biggest stall. Then later Delaney tells me that Mriah went into the bathrooms and tore then down. that butthead. : (
7th hour
I drew a totally wicked Deathly hallows symbol. the rest of the class was watching (well talking but supposed to be:) the Sorcerer's Apprentice. Talk about ironic.
After School
delaney and I went to Mrs. Taylor's& Mr. Erpamers room. we gave them both hersheys bars and went down to the office because delaney had to drop of her sports duffel. On the way down I was all " yeah and if he's there you can be al crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap - Thats yours. Giving him crap. He was there and he called delaney Hannah AGAIN and then this Chess guy was there and I cast a spell on myself so he wouldn't see me. He didn't so much as look my way ~ I am very good at charms. then we bothered the coach for a couple more and gave him lots of good natured crap. then while giving him crapo about never getting our names right he lead us to our trophies. We go them and they look all super cool wiht a piece that spins . and then he tried to hand delaney one that said Hannah. Then we went our front set our trophies on a trashcan and the duel began. Delaney used a whole lot of stupefy. Neither of us ever used expelliarmus. I casted tarantellegra on delaney and she had to dance. Then she didn't know the counter curse so I had to tell it to her. (finite incantatum). then I used Crucio on her and She used the Imperius curse on me. Even though earlier I said that we weren't allowed to use avada kedavra . but she did and I used prtego and in all my glory killed my best friend. She didn't do a very drmatic fall like I was expecting though, Cuz her mom was already ther eIm guessing. She was all ohh you killed me. and stuff. Then some stuff happened invlving a person of sorts ropping my trophy them thinking I needed a hug and I was bouts ot be cryin' whne really I was pulling myself together as not to punch the chick in the face. Its easier not to idf you dont look at the,m so I simply walked away. went home. whatever.
~Hannah
Today is awesome because well theres too many thing to count : )
DFTBA
1st Hour
In first hour were allowed to bring snacks for the class which was cool even though I didn't eat anything.. and we watched people presnet their family trees in french on Prezi.com. Brianna, Isis and I talked and laughed and had good ol' conversatins all hour. I don't even know who went up for prezi thats how much i was not paying attention.Then I made little slips to tape to the hersheys bars that all said "For those days when the dementors suck out all the happy". Class seemed to go by pretty fastand soon we were headed down to the band room.
2nd lesson (eh eh ya see what I did there )
We handed in music and guess what MR.WHITE WAS THERE.! It was so awesome. We hadn't seen him in a week and I'll tell ya what I was startin' to miss that guy. So he was back and we listened to some music and we talked and I wrote the website adress on the board of a site we set up for him. where everyone should go to talk to Mr. White and it was a lot of fun and I smunches brianna's head...a lot. Plus everytime I got calle dup to hand in a certain piece of music I got to shred it if it was a copy which is always lots of fun. Then once Ithe thing wouldn't work and I was all " Oh yeah, I'm just a crap with techy...that little light is blinking." Iyt was because the shredder was full. we all talked and chatted with Mr. White for the most of the hour. Then at whatever time it is that class gets over we went to LUNCH!
Lunch
I brought my wand and binder in with me , delaney did not have hers with her. (her wand that is) : ( But lunch was funny we talked about funny stuff including a certain dirty taco and a certain cucpcake with a magnetism to delaney's face. Then we assigned a type of wand to each person at the table, I remember kirsten and I decided that Delaney was Maple with phoenix feather, Isis was Cherry with a thestral Hair core, cassandra was unicorn hair and I don't remember the kind of wood. I am Elm and phoenix feather. Thats all the wand assignments I can remember but thats about all for lunch.
3rd Hour
Delaney and I went to the bathroom, then to my locker- I got delaney a temporary wand because hers was still in her locker...at the other end of the hallway. Then as we walk into the room everyday we have to say "hi" or "good morning" to Mr. Johnson. Well Today without looking at him I swiftly said confundus and wiggled my wand a tad witout so much as a glitch in my step. Then delaney comes up all *FLINGS ARM AROUND RATHER DRAMATICALLY* and shouts STUPEFY! of course Im already in the room so I didn't see his reaction... I wonder if delaney hit him on the head like she said she would........... then delaney came in and I was all " Go out there and DISTRACT HIM, so I can put the candy bar on his desk. and so she did and I snuck on the candy bar. Then we get all sitted down and delaney shows me the wand I lent her..... It was snapped almost directly in half and only one measley little string looking piece held the two pieces of wand together of course, by instrinct, trying not to laugh (which i did anyways) I said in the perfectest imitation " Harry , look at my wand" and we both cracked up laughing(quietly because it was DEAR) then I walked up to the teacher and asked him for some Spellotape, he was all " Spellotape?" I was all " or regular tape" He digs around for some tape while I stand there holdintg my two now completely sperated pieces of wand, he gets it out and is like " Do you know who left this" He said looking down at the chocolatre bar my reply " Yes." of course he assumed it was me cuz of my dumb smile (I'm still in Ninja TRAINING OKAY!) SO he smiled and was all " thats the only present I've gotten today.thanks" then looks down at it again and was all " I don't get it though whats a dementor"
me: *JAW drops* you don't know what a dementor is?!
him: No
me:seriously *looks over at delaney who is quietly reading Paper towns YAY PAPER TOWNS*
him: what is it
Me: you. seriously. don't. know.
him: no c'mon just tell me what are they
me: their all evil and they suck the life out of you , well they suck out all the happy to be more precise
but he interrupted me and I didnt her what he said.while I was saying that.
I got the tape and walked back to my seat thinking " how do we have an english teacher that has never read harry potter" Then I have delaney hold the two ends of the wand together while I tape it and it was still really bent cuz it was somne crappy tape I mean since it wasn't spellotape and whats not then I was palying with it for a while and we joked about how...limp it was. Then DEAR ended early cuz nobody was really reading. then Mr.J explained what the band people missed on thursday and that we were making cards for people we loved today (no seriously he really said " cards for people you love" ) and whatever I made a celtic knot picture instead . Then Mr. J was walking around and we're klaughing like fraqing hyenas throwing all sorts of spells at the teacher at one point Is tood up and wlakd over and was all I've killed ya thrice. WHY ARENT YOU DEAD YET! his response...... *Smiles*>: O GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and then we were all aughing about something. AH YES I fitzta bake you and I'm trynablaze ya. YEAH DELANEY NOT COOL ! ...but funny BUT NOT COOL. delaney, mikayla,cassandra and I were all just sorta laughing joking talkign the usual then of course afterr everythim e anyone says anyhting that could ever be considered the slightest bit rude. dealeny would be al ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she tryynnnna baaake youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
and I would be all " I fitz ta smack you,. I mean really can I smack her' and it went onlike for a good long while,. Then about ten fifteen minutres later Mr. J comes and hes stadning by our table and Im playing with the broken wand again and im all shakin it back and fourth and just as he looks down one half of it goes flyin' . I thought it landed in the rtash can that wasnext to our table (it didnt land there htough) and he was all " Im sorry" then blather blather something about he wouls still digit out of the trash. It was so...so....so. EPIC
4th hour
we walked into fourth hour and delaney and I were yelling pells at each other. We laughed and sat down before the teacher came into the room.Then we did this activity where there was a picture of something and you had to use that picture and guess what song it represented. Delaney and I got pretty far then sorta gave up. Though we had been talking and doing the sheet for most of the hour for the last couple minutes we quizzed each other on spells.
5th hour
lame stuff about graphing
6th hour
lets see..... we did a lame crossword, we were supposed to be watching this turboman movie yeha lame. BUt before class started delaney and I ran down to the bqthroom with like 2minutes before class and taped up 2 signs one on the outside of a stall that said ~ministry of magic-Flush Twice another had said Dumbledores army (it was a signup sheet) to the inside of the biggest stall. Then later Delaney tells me that Mriah went into the bathrooms and tore then down. that butthead. : (
7th hour
I drew a totally wicked Deathly hallows symbol. the rest of the class was watching (well talking but supposed to be:) the Sorcerer's Apprentice. Talk about ironic.
After School
delaney and I went to Mrs. Taylor's& Mr. Erpamers room. we gave them both hersheys bars and went down to the office because delaney had to drop of her sports duffel. On the way down I was all " yeah and if he's there you can be al crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap - Thats yours. Giving him crap. He was there and he called delaney Hannah AGAIN and then this Chess guy was there and I cast a spell on myself so he wouldn't see me. He didn't so much as look my way ~ I am very good at charms. then we bothered the coach for a couple more and gave him lots of good natured crap. then while giving him crapo about never getting our names right he lead us to our trophies. We go them and they look all super cool wiht a piece that spins . and then he tried to hand delaney one that said Hannah. Then we went our front set our trophies on a trashcan and the duel began. Delaney used a whole lot of stupefy. Neither of us ever used expelliarmus. I casted tarantellegra on delaney and she had to dance. Then she didn't know the counter curse so I had to tell it to her. (finite incantatum). then I used Crucio on her and She used the Imperius curse on me. Even though earlier I said that we weren't allowed to use avada kedavra . but she did and I used prtego and in all my glory killed my best friend. She didn't do a very drmatic fall like I was expecting though, Cuz her mom was already ther eIm guessing. She was all ohh you killed me. and stuff. Then some stuff happened invlving a person of sorts ropping my trophy them thinking I needed a hug and I was bouts ot be cryin' whne really I was pulling myself together as not to punch the chick in the face. Its easier not to idf you dont look at the,m so I simply walked away. went home. whatever.
~Hannah
Today is awesome because well theres too many thing to count : )
DFTBA
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