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Doctor Who

Sunday, September 13

I GOT a PUPPy

her name is sassy (no we didn't name her)
she is a Yorkie Terrier she is blackish white
she has REALLY floppy ears
her face is tan
SHE IS SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 12

Puppy!!!

I might be getting a new dog tomorrow she is a yorkshire terrier.  I got no idea what her name is but thats okay i am just really happy we are getting a dog now. we have been looking all summ
Hanah nozomi nakamura

The DUCk SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand Hey. got any grapes? The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”. Then he waddled away. Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any grapes? The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay? Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye. Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any grapes? The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said “No.” Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any grapes? The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck. So don’t get to close! The duck said Adios. Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any glue? What? You got any glue? No, why would I– Oh! Then one more question for you: Got any grapes? And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while. Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.” So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”. “But you know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think this store… has any… lemonade?” Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away.






and THAT was the duck song I love it


Delaney and I are thinking about doing it for the talent show


I love kool stuff don't you


 Well I 'm sorry to saybiut delaney did get to this sort of post before me so I have to give her credit for thid one even though we both had the same idea

Friday, September 11

Sorry I had to post this

Embrace your inner loser

Sorry Delaney but here you go

so my teacher Mr. Erspamer likes to burn kids (no not light them on fire SICKO!). well he has this 5 second rule where if you are gonna burn him (God SICKO stop laughing) you have to do it within 5 seconds after he burns you.( SICKO SHUT IT) well no one seems to be able to get a good burn on him (GOD you know what SICKO!! this is NOT funny) so I have a challenge I want to see who can come up with a better come back       ( HA see SICKO I used come back rather than burn . Crap , you know what just STOP already). heres one starter from my friendy person alexis : geesh Mr. Erspamer at leastI don't blind people with my bald spot. Ha alexis that was a good one I can't think of any so if you do go ahead and post them and remember to title it BURN Mr. Erspamer ( NO YOU FREAKING SICKO I DO NOT WANT TO LITE MY TEACHER ON FIRE well maybe a little NO NOT REALLY BUT GOSH!!!) 

Mr. erspamer has to use one of of these  a

and one of these


and one of these




ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I 'm funny HANAH


sorry about the several posts butI have a bunch of diff topics today

105 ways to get kicked out of walmart

well we all know that I love things that annoy other people so here is something I really love






105 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart


1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 

11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store. 

12. Play with the automatic doors. 

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" 

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive. 

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 

20. Put M&M;'s on layaway. 

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 

24. Ask other customers if they have anything to eat 

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!" 

26. TP as much of the store as possible. 

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 

32. Take bets on the battle described above. 

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 



35. Run up to an employee  and practically yell at him  do you have any crackers at all

36. Try on pants in the sewing/fabric department. 

37. Try on pants over top of your clothes. 

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 

42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head). 

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 

51. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 

52. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations. 

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 

54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 

57. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 

59. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 

60. Fill your cart with tons of cheese and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy it 

61. In the auto department, practice your bowling with the tires. 

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. 

63. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in. 

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 

66. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 

67. Ask other customers if they have a favorite pair of socks 

68. If you’re female: Take some men’s clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist “But I AM a man” if the attendant says anything. If you’re a man, vice versa. 

69. Get socks  and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking. 

70. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff the, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!" 

71. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here. 

72. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt" (or "Harry Butz", etc.) 

73.stand in front of cough medicine and ask each person which works best then cough on your hand and shake their hands. 

74. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo. 

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc. 

76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly. 

77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you. 

78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying. 

79. One word: STREAK! 

80. Excesively use anything thing that says "Try Me". 

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 

82. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster. 

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are. 

84. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". 

85. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 

87. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you’re walking through the doors act like you’re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can. 

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 

89. Put blue cheese in to socks and put.the socks in the jewelry cases 

90. Put lingerie in the men's department. 

91. Put super  women’s lunderwear in old men's carts when they turn around. 

92. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture. 

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized. 

94. Put doughnuts in the mannequin's hands, and cigarettes in their mouths.(Safety warning: Leave cigarettes unlit.) 

95. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing". 

96. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept. 

97. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you’re also a guy. 

98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.

99. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone. 

100. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out. 

101. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins. 

102. Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks. 

103. With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too. (Note - This really works) 

104. Walk on the conveyor belt like it's a treadmill. [P.S.- One of my friends actually did this!) 

105. Steal a Walmart shirt, and the possibilities are endless.BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.





ahhhh I klove good funnies HANAH 

Monday, September 7

52 ways to annoy your teachers

I forgot what i was going to write It was something about the movie dodgeball. I can't remember so I am writing until I do well nothing much going on except that it is the first day of school tomorrow. oh yeah and I was going to write this for all of you who went to pattengill have you ever bnoticed that in the movie dodgball near the end when peter shows up late there are three judges and the only one who says they shouldn't play is one named "Mrs. Lewis". ha Ollivander and dodgeball come together and make Mrs. Lewis oh that was kinda mean.


But here is somethingI have actually been waiting to do until today so here we go 


52 ways to annoy your teachers

  1. only raise your hand to sharpen a pencil
  2. go to the bathroom three times a day (make sure they are right in the middle of a lesson)
  3. when you know the answer bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"
  4. when a teacher calls on you say " I forgot"
  5. lean back in  your chair
  6. take off your shoes
  7. repeatedly tap your pencil until your teacher asks you to stop then...
  8. start tapping your fingers
  9. see how high you can bounce your erasers
  10. see how many earasers you can bounce at once
  11. "accidentally" drop your books
  12. hum, get all your friends to join
  13. stomp twice then clap, get everyone to join in
  14. cough repeatedly
  15. when you write make it really tiny 
  16. pass a note all the way around the room
  17. throw a piece of paper at someone
  18. only copy off the board while the teacher is talking
  19. rush through your work and when you are done say " I'm bored"
  20. Sing the barbie girl song
  21. call everyone by a code name and use them with your teacher
  22. chew paper 
  23. play with scissors
  24. throw crayons in the air
  25. shoot baskets 
  26. when the teacher shows up with a surprise test say "I've known about it for weeks" 
  27. clean your glasses over, and over and over
  28. Ask why 
  29. every time the teacher syas he say "He who"
  30. play with your hair
  31. put marker inm your hair
  32. put stickers on your face
  33. when its your turn to read say " No Thank you"
  34. when you read skip a line or two 
  35. when you read talk REALLy loud and REALLy fast
  36. while she writes on the board tell them to move so you can copy it
  37. stand up in your chair for no reason
  38. ask if we have tomorrow off every single day
  39. say you will put up the chairs and only put up two
  40. draw on your hands
  41. write notes in a language they don't know
  42. look real secretive while you copy off the board 
  43. burp in the middle of class
  44. make a high PEEP noise so they won't know who it came from
  45. wear TONS of bracelets
  46. chew gum then hide it when she says you have gum
  47. when she/ he says spit it out only spit out half of it
  48. wear a collared shirt with one side of the collar up
  49. tape things like kick me to your own back 
  50. when the teacher asks who did it tell her you put it there
  51. put a REALLY long piece of tape sticky side up on the floor
  52. every time she isn't looking at you have a slap war with the person sitting next to you
and yes I did do just about all of these. my favorite is the last one beacause i did it just last year yep in sixth grade. It was at pattengi. my fifth hour andI did it with mariah ( one of my friends) we went to sixth hour with red scratched up arms 

HAS HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH AH A HAHA HAH haha HANAH Nozomi nakamura

Sunday, September 6

HA HA

So I was watching the  Glee comic con thingy and I laughed my butt off.  Lea (Rachel) made Mathew (the main teacher guy) pour her more water:P :D it was funny but the best part was when Cory (Finn) responed to a question. 
The question was: how do you describe Glee
 Cory's Answer: Iv'e heard it put, and I like this, It's like as if High School Musical got punched in the stomach and had its lunch money stolen 




HA HA Thats all HANAH/Nozomi Nakamura

Saturday, September 5

OH YEAH!!!

I want all of yopu guys to go to you tube type in ghost caught on tape. Then just watch the whole thing I thopughht it was hilairious. it made me jump though. then google Scary Maze Game and play it. ( hint: if you hold the left mouse button down you can go outside the walls) then when you are done with  that watch Glee AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P


tTRuly Gleek- Nozomi Nakamura( HANAH)

Thursday, September 3

Glee!

I watched the first episode of glee last night, it was AWESOME!!!!!  I can't wait untill next weeks episode.:P I am actually watching it on hulu right now. It is like awesom e yesd it is true nozomi nakamura is a gleek.

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HANAH nozomi nakamura- over and OUT!!

Tuesday, September 1

School is back :(

Not kool man, as you probably know School is back again to ruin the fun. well turns out I still get gym (WHICH SUCKS) but now it is with a differernt teacher. I am mosy likely doing C/C and track this year. Whicjh is a bonusish sorta thing. I find it to be wrong that I hate more classes than I like. I havent done anything BIG for the summer so I'm hoping something will pop up sooner rather than later.
                                                     


                                                   
- Nozomi HANAH Nakamura

Sunday, August 30

check it out I have a japanese name it is Nozomi Nakamura  and check this out   You are a teenager at heart. You don't quite feel like a grown up yet, but you don't feel like a kid.
You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

You're quite rebellious, and you don't like being told what to do. You like to do things your way.
You have your own unique style, taste in music, and outlook on life.


OVER AND OUT -Nozomi HANAH Nakamura

Friday, August 28

MORE!!

I found this too
information on the New Moon Soundtrack. The song is Meet Me On the Equinox by Death Cab for Cutie. The song was written exclusively for the New Moon Soundtrack. The exclusive premiere of the soundtrack album cover was also posted on the site which I posted above.]


WEll I am planning a back to school Talent show. Auditions are today and tomorrow and the real thing is two days before school starts

well now there are tons of twilight stuff here is some of the stuff I found:
Twilight& new moon:the complete illustrated movie companion
Twilight saga : the official guide
Twilight companion: unauthorized guide to the series
the new clothes line
shoes (converz)


HANAH_  under right left up OVER


NEW MOON PICS!

idk
this is what i think

why r they waiting so long to show us new moon















and here is some stuff I found about eclispe
Characters:
Jodelle Ferland as Bree
Tinsel Korey as Emily
Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria
Julia Jones as Leah Clearwater
Catalina Sandino Moreno as Maria

Thursday, August 27

DR. Horrible

EVERYONE! Whether you go to www.playlist.com or www.mixpod.com search Dr. horrible's singalong blog- my eyes or Dr Horrible's sing along blog - laundry day!!! I have my sister credit for this one though.

a good song to listen to anytime is: if everyone cared: nickelback
I am listening to it right now actually

SO I've got nothing to do. . . At All

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHANAH

Wednesday, August 26

Wow

so I wentt to my sodahead today and guess how many happenings I had 185 but thast is nothing compared to the 297 I had after being gone for all of four days

nothing to do HANAH

Monday, August 24

TWILIGHT SAGA QUOTES

Comment and put all of your favorite quotes that I may have missed
MY FAVORITES: stupid shiny volvo owner

"FALL DOWN AGAIN BELLA?" -
"NO EMMETT, I PUNCHED A WEREWOLF IN THE FACE"

DID YOU KNOW THAT 'I TOLD YOU SO' HAS A BROTHER, JACOB? HIS NAME IS 'SHUT THE HELL UP.'"


OTHER GOOD ONES:


"HERE’S THE THING… I’VE ALREADY GONE CRAZY ONCE. I KNOW WHAT MY LIMITS ARE."

"SO DID YOU STAB EDWARD CULLEN WITH A PENCIL OR WHAT?"

"AS LONG AS I KNEW I WAS GOING TO HELL, I DECIDED TO DO IT THOROUGHLY.
- EDWARD CULLEN"

"ALICE: "I'LL PLAY YOU FOR IT. ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS."
EDWARD: "WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHO WINS?"
ALICE: 'I DO. EXCELLENT.'"

"I MADE THE COWARDLY LION LOOK LIKE THE TERMINATOR.

"I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY YOU STABBED HIM. NOT THAT I OBJECT

"IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE HAVING BELLA FOR LUNCH, AND WE CAME TO SEE IF YOU WOULD SHARE," ALICE ANNOUNCED."

"OH, A SADISTIC VAMPIRE INTENT ON TORTURING YOU TO DEATH, SURE, NO PROBLEM, YOU RUN OFF TO MEET HIM. AN I.V. ON THE OTHER HAND."

"Do I dazzle you?" - Edward Cullen
"So the lion fell in love with the lamb..." - Edward Cullen
"What a stupid lamb," - Bella Swan
"What a sick masochistic lion." - Edward Cullen
"Do you like scary stories?" - Jacob Black
"So do you think we're a bunch of superstitious natives or what?" - Jacob Black
"You think I lifted a van off you?" - Edward Cullen

"I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be." - Edward Cullen
"So you
are trying to irritate me to death? Since Tyler’s van didn’t do the job?" - Bella Swan
"Your number was up the first time I met you." - Edward Cullen
"Do you truly believe that you care more for me than I do for you?" - Edward Cullen
"Yes, you are
exactly my brand of heroin." - Edward Cullen
"You are a terrible actress, I'd say that career path is definitely out for you!" - Edward Cullen
"Darn it!" - Bella Swan
"You really, honestly don’t mind that I morph into a giant dog?" - Jacob Black
"Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf?" - Jacob Black

Tharts all for now folk s but now almost eb=veryday I will put up another one of your guyses quotes and don't forget to vote



Saturday, August 15

Deranged Ferbie!!!!!




well I was at this place called whirled and playing fashion bingo. well there is always (not ALWAYS) but normally music or something in the backround. I habeHEy by Mitchel musso in my room. Bu the room I was playing in had this weird phone conversation. about a ferbie that was threatening the guy. stuff like you smell like a camels butt or I am going to kill your mommy with an axe. Then the ferbie SHOOTS him with a gun. I think I am afriad of ferbies now.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :P
ALL HAIL THE COQUERING HERO. TODAY IS MY MOMMYIES B-DAY SO HERES TO IT:P :O :O :) ;) :0











Tuesday, August 11

TEEN CHOICe

I watched teen choice last night it was totally AWESOME Ellen won : choice Twit and check this out

TWILIGHT WON ELEVEN 11 DIFFERENT CATEGORIES
SERIOUSLY 11 om om om om om om om ohhH man that waas totallY awesomenesses
got to go causei can't stop ttypong like this more on the teen choice tommorrow so stay tuned for more HANAH

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