- ...Draw a line. Live above it.
- if you don't like my status, don't read it! problem solved!
- Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff.The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff.Who was saved? America!
- you cry,i cry,you smile,i smile,you laugh,i laugh,you jump off a bridge,I LAUGH EVEN HARDER!!
- Would you rather I lie to you and make you happy or tell you the truth so the problem can be fixed? Think about it.
- The purple monkey in my closet just stole my Twinkies and the little elf that lives in my shoe box stole my juice box i think i need to get some new roommates
- You can either live your life to the fullest, or be the victim!! Preferably I am going to live my life to the fullest. I wouldn't waste my time being a victim.
- when i was born, my parents called me an angel! but then the devil saw me and said,"o crap... i have a competition!"
- brb goin cow tippin in farmville... better lock ur fences...
- is tired and ready for bed.. wait, i just woke up though.. CRAP!
- loves Karma...I've been paid back. Now just watching it come around to those who haven't!
- You think the wicked witch of the west was bad? You have yet to meet the evil bitch from the south!
- I'm not here right now and I regret to say that due to unforeseen circumstances, later has been canceled
- It's called the "Ten Commandments", not the "Ten Suggestions"
- see who can leave me the coolest comment!! Will it be you??
- If a fat lady falls down in the forest do the trees laugh?
- what do you mean, what do I mean? I mean what I mean and that means that I mean it! Gosh!
- Clear blue sky, to complete overcast... then it Rains... oh wait... now it's snowing... Look the sun is out! All in one day! Mother Nature must be bi-polar!
- says a Friend would bail u out of jail, but a best friend would be sitting next to u saying Damn we sure messed up but it was fun!!
- wonders why old people tap you on the shoulder at weddings or births to tell you "you're next!" How'd they feel if we did that to them at funerals?!
- well call me butter cuz I'm on a roll!
- is wondering, hypothetically speaking of course, if the need should arise where is the best place to hide a body?
- I will be good today... I will be good today... I will be good today!! Yeah, I didn't believe it either.
- if you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws up people until they are forced to open a beach.
- Do u ever just wanna smack people & tell them 2 quit feelin sorry 4 themselves & quit whining?
- WARNING! Patience meter has reached maximum capacity. Critical shut down commencing in t-minus 5 hours and counting...
- just a question do catfish have nine lives?
- "NEWSFLASH" My world don't revolve around your opinion! Sorry to break it to you!
- is in a mental hospital & found this little room with a computer in it, so just leave me alone, damit
- says "OH MY GOD" If STUPIDITY was painful, you would be on pain killers 24/7!!
- I can guarantee when the music finally stops, I'm not going to be the one without a chair!
- wonder how many people can go a week without Facebook
- is very very good in bed... I can take 6-8 hours easy, even though I only get 2-3 if I am real lucky... Sleep! Dirty Minded Friends... lol
- Says ~ I'm not one for "getting even" or "revenge" but sure as shit, somewhere, sometime I WILL repay the favor, WITH INTEREST. Have a nice day :-)
- has had my kindness mistaken for weakness for the last time. Anyone willing to challenge that, try me. You won't like the new me and I could care less!!!
Status to face book, fingers to keys
~Hannah
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